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    by: C PRIYA

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    5 : The generation gap It is the one war in which everyone changes sides.
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    8 : I was born to a punctuation vigilant.
    9 : There are 2 tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it.
    10 : Life would be very pleasant if it were not for its enjoyments.
    11 : The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.
    12 : The great advantage of a hotel is that it’s a refuge from home life.
    13 : Hatred of domestic work is a natural and admirable result of civilization.
    14 : I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own.
    15 : Reality is something the human race doesn’t handle very well.
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    18 : What the good of a home if you are never in it?
    19 : I feel very humble. But I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
    20 : Someone had to accept one; otherwise there would be shelves full of them left.
    21 : ‘Do you know what a pessimist is?’
    22 : It’s an odd job, making decent people laugh.
    23 : When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so soften. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.
    24 : I don’t want to know what the law is , I want to know who the judge is.
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    26 : Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he’ll end up hating you.
    27 : No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
    28 : Don’t worry if you never marry. It will save from a lot of vexation.
    29 : Any man who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
    30 : All women dress like their mothers, that is their tragedy. No man ever does. That is his.
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