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My adaption
of Funny
Church Signs These signs are all clever and at times funny , but keep in mind as you enjoy them that they all contain some truth, maybe even a little that you need to hear... |
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There are some questions that cannot be answered by Google. |
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Adam blamed Eve,
Eve blamed the snake
and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on. |
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Keep using my name in vain
and I will make rush hour longer… GOD |
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Honk if you love Jesus
Text while driving if you want to meet Him. |
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Whoever is praying for snow,
please stop |
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Everyday above ground
is a good one. |
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You may party in hell,
but you will be the Barbeque. |
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Staying in bed shouting, Oh God!
does not constitute going to Church. |
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Do not criticize your wife’s judgment -
see whom she married. |
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A 10cm tongue can bring
a 190cm tall man to his knees. |
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Be as good a person
as your pet believes you are. |
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Forget your enemies
it messes with their heads. |
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Which part of
“Thou Shall Not”
Don’t you understand? |
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Free trip to Heaven
Details Inside. |
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God expects spiritual fruit
not religious nuts. |
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Caution, exposure to the SON
may prevent burning. |
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Remember, God’s last name
isn’t ‘DAMN’! |
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Read the Bible –
it will scare the hell out of you. |
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Dedicated to all my SS friends… |
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